Lover Boy

One of the chefs we hired was newly divorced, a real horndog, and a serial lover. After one particular amorous night, he called Maria and left a message on her voicemail telling her how much he had enjoyed the previous evening and he hoped they could do it again soon. "Maria" returned his call and said, "I'm glad you enjoyed it but I wasn't there". Click. He told me he has so many numbers for various Marias stored in his phone that he must have called the wrong one and could no longer remember who was the right one.