Dirty Linen

The same week the bum broke in and played piano, drinking Jack Daniels, we had more excitement focused on our linen bin. Our linen is picked up and new linens delivered once a week. The driver left me a note saying he didn't take the dirty linen as it wasn't bagged and please make sure it's in bags next week. I yell at staff asking who didn't bag the now moldy linens and they all assure me they're not guilty. As they're re-bagging soiled napkins with disposable gloves on, they excitedly call me over and show me a...GUN!...and...a clip of bullets that had been tossed into our linen bin, which we keep outside. Of all the places to dump a gun!